January 2010
WatchBetty White at the SAG Awards… honest and hilarious.
chriskula:
This didn’t strike me as funny until hours after it happened, at which point I laughed out loud, alone: Stone Cold Steve Austin, clad in a camoflauge Under Armour tee, looking me dead in the eye and asking me in his Texas drawl, “So how you like your Prius?”
Fantastic.
Watchjoewengert:
Here’s a video written by Zoe Jarman that I am in with her and Sean Clements.
I worked on this character for seven months.
Just an observation
purns:
patbaer:
purns:
Everyone I know who’s complained about how the iPad doesn’t do enough already has both an iPhone and a Mac laptop.
I’m just saying.
And have you noticed that the people who don’t want one at all also don’t have an iPhone or mac laptop?
sorry man, I forgot anime porn is largely flash-based
Wasn’t trying to be a dick with my response. I’M just saying...
Just an observation
purns:
Everyone I know who’s complained about how the iPad doesn’t do enough already has both an iPhone and a Mac laptop.
I’m just saying.
And have you noticed that the people who don’t want one at all also don’t have an iPhone or mac laptop?
Watchjoshruben:
erockappel:
dangurewitch:
Honest Twister Commercial. Written by me, directed by Josh - whose expressions make me laugh to no end. A quick and fun one. Left hand ass, right hand digg it.
Ha! This is great!
A fun, quick and very awkward day (for me, anyway). The actresses in this are sports of a different level. They insisted I was being too nervous about touching their...
“Ashmanskas doesn’t just steal the show; he locks it in a basement dungeon...”
– David Cote, Time Out
The best review quote I’ve ever seen.
(via larhunter)
rickyv:
I wonder if we call it a BLT because we’d feel bad asking for a “bacon sandwich.”
… oh man, that’s probably why.
Steak Fries
healywu:
Whenever I see the phrase ‘steak fries’ I instantly hope and imagine them to be fries made out of steak. I know they are just thick french fries, intellectually, but I get so excited to see the word ‘steak’. I love steak, but never eat it really, because 1) I am not a quadrillionare and 2) I am not comfortable with buying a steak at the grocery store but wasting the money on it if I...
looking for someone to split hotel room with me March 26-28 in Boston. I’m going to PAX EAST, you don’t have to.
Angry Love Songs
healywu:
Or, possibly more aptly, break up songs. And not resigned, cold anger - I am talking about hot, livid, tearful rage. The good stuff!
I want your recommendation of songs with this theme. It’s not a mix for someone else, I just want a more thorough mix than I currently have. The two most fitting songs I currently have both have screaming repetitions of ‘Fuck’, to give you some idea of...
chrisreblogs:
My nephew (age 5) decided on his own to draw a bunch of pictures and to sell them to neighbors… he is then donating the money to Haiti relief.
The kicker is, when you buy his art, you are supposed to send the art to Haiti.
So awesome.
Conan chants
frakintosh:
healywu:
snarkymcgee:
patbaer:
(via the apiary)
POPULAR CHANTS OVERHEARD AT THE RALLY FOR COCO
Jay is a liar, he said he’d retire!
Leno has cars, Conan has kids!
Jay should stop cryin’, we want O’Brien!
4th Place, 4th Place! (chanted in the style of “Airball” at anyone wearing an NBC uniform i.e. Experience Store employees)
Heroes is confusing!
Jay’s not funny, he does...