For those who are horrified by the idea of people carrying handguns in public, but who also love Game of Thrones.
Carry an axe around, or a spear. Maybe a flail or a morning star or a mace? I know what those are because I used to play D&D. I know some of you fantasy nerds have money! Use it to pay an iron worker to make you some crazy terrifying medieval weaponry, and take them to Target.
Really, it’s only a good idea in the states where the gun carriers are. Where dudes walk around with handguns strapped to their legs, but who (for some reason) aren’t wearing t-shirts that say I’M READY FOR DANGER.
Here’s the key: Don’t wear anything else medieval. In fact, dress extra plain. Random sports team t-shirt tucked into jeans, no belt. Sneakers. Baseball cap. Maybe even grow a mustache, but not a waxed, young handsome man-type. Grow a shitty untrimmed one that doesn’t look good on you. If you’re outside, wear Oakleys. Or, better yet, Oakley knock-offs.
Before you take out your fearsome weapon, use it to chop or stab some stuff up. Nothing living. Just get it all banged up and war-experienced-looking. So when you take it out to shop at Walmart or enjoy an outdoor concert or have a beer at Applebee’s, it looks like it’s seen death. In fact, made it.
And the more modern holster-like you can make your scabbard (or whatever an axe-holder is called), the better.