This is Watermelon Policeman. He’s a man who patrols the streets, making sure that all the watermelons of the world are safe. Despite the work he does, he sits unjustly at the bottom of the list with 10 votes.
This is an error that needs to be corrected.
As someone who also came in last place in a TCGS related poll - I am throwing all of my weight and support behind this brave, brave man. If you haven’t voted yet for who should be the new recurring character on The Chris Gethard Show, do it now. Do it for the Watermelon Policeman.
Do it for the watermelons that have no one else to protect them.
Thank you! Honestly, I’m just please to finally have 1% of the vote.