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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>A blog full of things I find. Thanks internet.Also, reblogs.</description><title>Things I Find</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @patbaer)</generator><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Awesome!katiecheek:(via bullshit)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kDA9NbPAK8o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Awesome!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://katiecheek.tumblr.com/post/40994292/via-bullshit"&gt;katiecheek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/"&gt;bullshit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40996356</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40996356</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:49:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I fucking love this dog!charlietodd:My friend Emily just got...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/cV7Ndjileayft0ctwSjUxQy2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I fucking love this dog!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mrcharlietodd.com/post/40781781/my-friend-emily-just-got-a-new-english-bulldog"&gt;charlietodd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My friend Emily just got a new English Bulldog puppy.  Her name is Cathy.  She is amazing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/curefanchuck/tags/cathy/"&gt;More Cathy Photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40798787</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40798787</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:03:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m reblogging this for two reasons:1. It’s a good...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/VzQFm78pXaxoon8nJ0bnabc6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m reblogging this for two reasons:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;1. It’s a good article.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;2. It was written by my high school buddy Chris Kohler. He writes about video game news for wired, which is awesome.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love it when my worlds collide.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joewengert.tumblr.com/post/40746268/i-wasnt-never-really-that-into-video-games-and"&gt;joewengert&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wasn’t never really that into video games and the only ones I would buy for my Nintendo were terrible movie-based games. (The Ghostbusters Nintendo game deserves to be on this list.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Super Mario Bros. and the Back to the Future game mentioned in this article were  literally the only games I ever beat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BTTF was a terrible game but I really loved it for some reason. It didn’t have much in common with the movie BUT there is a stage where you deflect kisses (in the form of floating hearts) from your mother.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The most infuriating part of the game was that if you finally made it to the final  DeLorean stage (which was one of the few fun stages) you had literally ONE chance to drive past the Clock Tower as it was being struck by lightning. If you didn’t hit 88 mph, the game would inform you that were stuck in 1955 forever and abruptly end.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://watcheroftheskies.tumblr.com/post/40708810/worst-movie-games-ever"&gt;watcheroftheskies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/gaming/gamingreviews/multimedia/2008/07/gallery_worst_movie_games?slide=5&amp;slideView=2"&gt;Worst Movie Games Ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40764893</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40764893</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:49:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Best Improv Suggestor.Awesome.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="318"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/99ba1da399219e30fea28e748b27cbc8" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/99ba1da399219e30fea28e748b27cbc8" width="400" height="318" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Best Improv Suggestor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40730118</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40730118</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:35:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>erockappel:Just got back from a press screening.  If you take...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TnGgkDycLax0v4meuZrC5I46_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://erockappel.com/post/40644019/just-got-back-from-a-press-screening-if-you-take"&gt;erockappel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Just got back from a press screening.  If you take the first Hellboy, put in a ton more cool characters, a few amazing action sequences, a better story, and make it funnier, you have this movie.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Exciting!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40717225</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40717225</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:39:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just noticed they uploaded all the Project Improviser episodes...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="238"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/2977ba8695770562f37b3b26b652845d" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/2977ba8695770562f37b3b26b652845d" width="400" height="238" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just noticed they uploaded all the Project Improviser episodes with commentary:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/groups/view/50"&gt;http://www.ucbcomedy.com/groups/view/50&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I recorded all these (some eps have multiple tracks) for what I assumed was a DVD… in fact, they refere to it as DVD commentary alot. Ah well, the above video is episode 5 and features commentary by Sean Clements, Charlie Todd, and Zach Woods. Its really weird and not too informative, but super funny. RIP Jeff Hiller.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40590969</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40590969</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:38:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I miss you already, chicken fingers and baked potato."</title><description>“I miss you already, chicken fingers and baked potato.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://patbaer.tumblr.com/"&gt;Pat Baer&lt;/a&gt;, dealing with the news that Ranch 1 on the corner of 28th and 7th is no more (via &lt;a href="http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/"&gt;anthonyking&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://zachlinder.tumblr.com/"&gt;zachlinder&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I mean it. I was really excited to get some ranch 1 on tuesday on the way to UCB… only to discover it was closed. And the ranch 1 in the manhattan mall is closed as well (the whole food court is shut down, also robbing me of the only arbys in mahattan).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I take my dinner seriously.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40091733</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40091733</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:18:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cakey sings Superstar.Fantastic!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNCe37JmcP8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bNCe37JmcP8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cakey sings Superstar.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fantastic!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40091618</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40091618</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:16:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>AGREED!mattcoats:I never, ever, want to see the Verne Troyer...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/5FdVjwiaAapjii9xbvPb8MLo_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;AGREED!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattcoats.tumblr.com/post/39984301/i-never-ever-want-to-see-the-verne-troyer-sex"&gt;mattcoats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;I never, ever, want to see the Verne Troyer sex tape.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39989953</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39989953</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:38:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Potentially Offensive NC License Plate To Be Replaced For Free</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.wxii12.com/news/16699280/detail.html"&gt;Potentially Offensive NC License Plate To Be Replaced For Free&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;If you live in North Carolina, and you have the letters WTF in your license plate, you can get a free replacement!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Make sure you click on  the 20 internet acronyms slideshow. I actually didn’t know any of these because I’m not a 13 year old boy trying to have cybersex in the tv room.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39989924</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39989924</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:37:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Jared Fogel Passed Away</title><description>&lt;a href="http://jaredremembered.com"&gt;Jared Fogel Passed Away&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Jaredremembered.com is one of the best hoax websites I’ve ever seen. The person or people who made it did an excellent job.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/25/jared-fogel-not-dead-hoax_n_109264.html"&gt;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/25/jared-fogel-not-dead-hoax_n_109264.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://katiecheek.tumblr.com/post/39876018/jared-fogel-passed-away"&gt;katiecheek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/39847331/jared-fogel-passed-away"&gt;bullshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Farewell Sandwich Hero &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You did&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So much&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ll never forget your words of wisdom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You made&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The greatest&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Impact&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In my life, and for that I’ll never forget you, even should your picture fade on the back wall.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You imparted,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Such wisdom&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now I know what it’s like to live&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Through you I’ve got a life of my own to live. You may be gone but you’ll never be forgotten&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are my 12” hero, sometimes with mayo dripping from the tips.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Marcus T. Fairhaven, CT&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39886279</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39886279</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:05:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pokemon 151 is a clothing line for adults who grew up loving...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Fm4HgYkSwanwf0zliBL9X8qt_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Pokemon 151 is a clothing line for adults who grew up loving pokemon (like me) and want some cool pokemon shirts. I really want the Cubone shirt on the right.</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39828432</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39828432</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:58:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh yes I did!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Fm4HgYkSwantfzukfBp7MkFp_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh yes I did!</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39819924</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39819924</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:35:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Classic muppets.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Fm4HgYkSwantf8fs669i3yat_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Classic muppets.</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39819864</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39819864</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:34:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my kind of panda.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Fm4HgYkSwantep54y9ZoPK7D_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is my kind of panda.</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39819811</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39819811</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:34:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>buncha new photos.Here’s a fun one.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Fm4HgYkSwantdxe4hLO1ncsN_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;buncha new photos.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s a fun one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39819769</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39819769</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:33:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>John Mulaney is in my top 5 funniest people who are also super...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/flash/fmpv3/RooftopPlayerEmbedded.swf" bgcolor="#161513" flashvars="baseURL=http://www.rooftopcomedy.com&amp;continuousPlaybackUrl=http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/{clipCode}&amp;clipCode=My_favorite_Law_and_Order_character&amp;autoPlay=false" name="RooftopPlayer" width="448" height="298" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;John Mulaney is in my top 5 funniest people who are also super nice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zachlinder.tumblr.com/post/39816630/john-mulaney-is-a-really-great-comedian-and-a"&gt;zachlinder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;John Mulaney is a really great comedian, and a really great guy.  This is one of my favorite bits of his.  [via &lt;a href="http://www.maximumfun.org/blog/2008/06/john-mulaney-on-law-order.html"&gt;The Sound of Young America&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39817712</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39817712</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:10:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>HBO to show 11 George Carlin specials!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.hbo.com/events/george-carlin/tribute.html?ntrack_para1=feat_main_image"&gt;HBO to show 11 George Carlin specials!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Starting at 8pm on Wednesday, HBO will show 11 of George Carlin’s HBO specials… in a row.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Very nice, HBO.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39741245</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39741245</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:39:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oren Brimer makes great comedy videos. Here’s one.You...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="318"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/50a4f4e21893f8c13d7b53d90798a741" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/50a4f4e21893f8c13d7b53d90798a741" width="400" height="318" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oren Brimer makes great comedy videos. Here’s one.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can find more on ucbcomedy.com&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39677563</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39677563</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:51:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sold.paulscheer:“51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch”BEST...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ydCH5nh4Sallvxxvh3Fzr5bh_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sold.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/39603717/51-motherfucker-49-son-of-a-bitch-best"&gt;paulscheer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;“51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BEST MOVIE TAGLINE EVER&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rob Zombie, You Have Outdone Yourself!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39673226</link><guid>http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/39673226</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:15:51 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
